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Preview of I Am Groot #1 (2017)

Posted by ericdbolton on May 24, 2017

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Win a Baby Groot Bank from @ToyChestNews

Posted by middleclassbatman on March 14, 2016

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Yesterday

Yesterday you sat in the backseat of the Cavalier and asked to play a game on our phones. Your hair was freshly cut and you had your fears of the outside world you couldn't imagine. You hated Lizzie Maguire and all things pink. You didn't talk back and you didn't want to grow up. Today you sit in the backseat of the van, put your headphones on and don't let us come near your iTouch. Your hair needs to be cut and your fears of the world diminish with each new adventure you take. Talking back seems to be your degree plan sometimes, you have a girlfriend and taking driver's ed. You look forward to getting past this phase of your life to conquer the next. -------------------------------------------- Yesterday you took a crayon and paper and scribbled your first masterpiece. You sat in your car seat, listened to the radio and would "sing" songs on the radio (which was more like saying one word of each chorus). You had surprised us with how...

When My Wife Wakes Up

My Starving Artist: The Bob

Like Hollywood, I'm rebooting a classic. Well I always thought it was a classic. I'm changing Ladybug's Portfolio to "My Starving Artist". Ladybug recently stated she wanted to be an artist when she grew up. Which means she wants to sleep on the couch until I can get her married. She'll be eating Ramen Noodles and ketchup packets seven days a week. So I decided to imagine how her art will look hanging in a museum or out in public. Hopefully it will encourage her to work faster and get off my couch. The Bob . Have a great day my friends.

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