An Invitation to Tim McGraw

Dear Tim,

You are cordially invited to a special event.

The birth of my sixth child.

As creepy as it sounds, my wife said you were invited.

I'm not sure how I feel about it, because it's kind of creepy.

But I've done this a few time before and I'm pretty much phoning this pregnancy in.

Oh, it'll be sometime in September.

RSVP Kristie.


  1. If she's on enough meds, perhaps you could don a cowboy hat and fake goatee and play "I Like It, I Love It" real loud in the background, she won't know the difference.


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