Elf Watch 2011.

Have you heard of Elf on the Shelf?  If you're too lazy to click the link, or you think I prank people by provider seemingly innocent links that are really NSFW, here's the deal.  This Elf shows up from the north pole shortly after you decorate your house for Christmas.  It doesn't say a word, but only communicates with it's rosey cheeks and big blue eyes.

The elf sits on the shelf, not really doing much.  It basically just comes in to your home, makes itself comfortable and just sits there.  Kind of like the Occupy protesters .  No real visual agenda.  But unlike Occupy protesters, it actually leaves for a while.

Every night it flies to the North Pole and reports to Santa on how the kids have been behaving.  It comes back the next day and is in a different spot.  Since I have nothing else better to do on this blog, I'll go ahead and start ELF WATCH 2011. 


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Day One.

Sitting on the entertainment center.

Christmas morning, the Elf should not be there because it's job is done creeping you out.  The kids are supposed to name it, but they haven't yet.  I'm thinking CLB.

Stay tuned to other places CLB will show up.

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