The Interview.

So I log into work this morning circa six in the AM.  I pull up my emails and there is a message from a hiring manager in regards to a position I applied for.

Sent 5:49 PM (I was off work yesterday.  If I wasn't I still log off at 4PM.)

Would you be able to meet with me tomorrow about  1:00?"

I reply with a "Hells Yeah!" (summarizing).

But the thing is, I have been working from home the past eight months.  I need to shave and a hair cut.  My clothes are a little tighter on me than they were 9 months ago., and I have a ginormous pimple next to my nose.

I'm pretty much this guy right here..

And they want me to be their Latex salesman...