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The Toilet Paper Rod [Once Upon A Time In Boltonshire]

Posted by ericdbolton on September 10, 2012

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Yesterday

Yesterday you sat in the backseat of the Cavalier and asked to play a game on our phones. Your hair was freshly cut and you had your fears of the outside world you couldn't imagine. You hated Lizzie Maguire and all things pink. You didn't talk back and you didn't want to grow up. Today you sit in the backseat of the van, put your headphones on and don't let us come near your iTouch. Your hair needs to be cut and your fears of the world diminish with each new adventure you take. Talking back seems to be your degree plan sometimes, you have a girlfriend and taking driver's ed. You look forward to getting past this phase of your life to conquer the next. -------------------------------------------- Yesterday you took a crayon and paper and scribbled your first masterpiece. You sat in your car seat, listened to the radio and would "sing" songs on the radio (which was more like saying one word of each chorus). You had surprised us with how...

What If?

What if I never dropped out of college and actually applied myself when I was there? Judging from my college buddies on Facebook, they're doing pretty well for themselves. Chances are I would be too. I wouldn't have had family members disappointed in me for my choices. I would have made them proud being the first one to actually graduate from college. I wouldn't have wanted to stay in San Antonio, I had been wanting to leave this place from the very beginning in 1988 when we first moved here. This is why I went to school as soon as I could out of town. I wanted to be an architect, I picture myself working for a semi big firm, maybe with the hopes of working for myself. I'd be attending seminars and continuing education classes in different specialty schools. I'd be banking it quite well and I would like to think I would not have to worry about money being an issue. I also would think my house would be clean. What if you never ...

The Case of the Tim McGraw Tickets [Once Upon A Time In Boltonshire]

Today on Facebook, I posted about a gift I wanted for my anniversary. It's been eight years. Eight years is bronze apparently so I requested a bronze sword. My loving wife threw down the, "Not Until I Get Tim McGraw Tickets" Card. This wasn't the first time it happened. It happens anytime there's an event where I want something. Plus a sword is very practical when you have three daughters. Here is a post from Juggling Eric in February of 2010 that I was reminded of when she denied me again.... What you are about to witness is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants with a case pending between each other. Both parties have not agreed to drop their claims and have their cases settled here before Juggling Eric's Three Jurors, in our forum: The Blogger's Court. The Plaintiff: Kristie. She claims the defendant her husband dropped the ball when it came to getting Tim McGraw concert tickets for this upcoming weekend's show. Sh...

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